219 I am satisfied, either rich or noble
To say that Deputy Director Li pushed Yi Zhonghai into Liu Hai's house is beyond everyone's awareness.
Deputy Director Li jumped into the cesspit, which shattered everyone's outlook on life.
I saw everyone's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide, unable to believe what they saw.
What's going on?
There was silence for a long time.
"hiss!"
Someone gasped, and the scene suddenly exploded.
"Oh my God! This is so weird. Four people fell into the cesspit at the same time. It's spectacular."
"Is Deputy Director Li crazy? Why is this happening all of a sudden?"
"I can't understand it. What kind of madness is this, my God!"
"It's so disgusting. I'm so disgusted by how dirty the four of them are."
Everyone covered their mouths and noses and endured the foul smell.
The three of them were also confused when the first uncle Yi Zhonghai and the second uncle Liu Hai were in the pit.
"What do you mean, Deputy Director Li? The first and second uncles are helping me. If you don't help, forget it. Why are you throwing us in?" Silly Zhu asked as he was about to come up, but was pushed in again.
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"Yes, Deputy Director Li, I didn't want you to play like this." The first uncle Yi Zhonghai also muttered.
Although the second uncle Liu Haizhong was also very angry, he wanted to be promoted. How dare he offend Deputy Factory Director Li, a superior who was several levels above him, so he had to swallow his anger and said with a forced smile: "Could it be that Deputy Factory Director Li wants to experience
Let’s live for a while and experience the life of jumping into a cesspool?”
Liu Haizhong's original intention was to flatter Deputy Director Li.
But when Deputy Director Li heard this, he was stunned.
Even Deputy Director Li himself didn't know why he suddenly pushed several people down on a whim.
I don’t know why he suddenly jumped in.
Although Deputy Director Li is a madman, he is not so mad that he dares to jump directly into a manure pit.
Hearing Liu Haizhong's words, Deputy Director Li's face darkened: "Experience your grandma, your name is Liu Haizhong, right? Is there something wrong with you? If you can't speak, just don't speak. No one will treat you as a mute.
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After such a curse, Liu Haizhong's expression suddenly darkened.
The onlookers all showed contemptuous smiles.
I asked you to flatter me, but now you flatter me, right?
"Then why did you push us down suddenly?" Silly Zhu said dissatisfied.
"I don't know what happened just now. Suddenly a crazy thought drove me to push you down suddenly. This was really not my intention." Deputy Director Li added: "I feel like I am...
Being controlled by someone."
Upon hearing this, Si Zhu, the first and second uncles looked at each other, all showing displeasure.
Still being controlled?
If you made this up, who would believe you?
It's just that due to Li's position as deputy director, the three of them couldn't get angry easily.
God knows how the four people climbed out of that cesspool.
Zou He watched the show for a while, but finally walked out because it was too smelly.
The toilet is not open-air, so Zou He was outside and I don't know how they got out.
It is said that the four people adopted the strategy of three pushes and one upwards. In the end, it was too slippery and after struggling for a long time, they still could not come up.
It wasn't until the factory found a ladder and threw it into the manure pit that the three of them climbed out one after another.
As soon as the three people came out, the people who were watching the excitement all ran out of the toilet covering their mouths and noses from the smoke.
At this time, the open space outside the toilet was filled with dark heads.
No matter what age they are, people have one common hobby - watching the excitement.
Whether it's a quarrel between neighbors, a fight, or a divorce... wherever there is a dispute, there will always be people who like to watch the excitement.
But this time I heard that Si Zhu, the first uncle and the second uncle Li, the deputy factory manager, all four fell into the manure pit at the same time.
The eyes of the workers in the factory lit up, they all put down their work and ran out.
Whether it's a fitter, welder, grinder, or miller and lathe.
Whether it's the workshop director, canteen director, or factory director.
After hearing the news, everyone ran out.
I saw four people walking forward with their bodies covered in feces.
Wherever it passed, countless amounts of feces and urine dripped down, and a foul smell came over it.
Everyone covered their mouths and noses and took dozens of steps back.
Still watching.
"Oh my God! It's so spectacular!"
"This is the first time in my life that I saw four people falling into a manure pit at the same time. It was really eye-opening."
"What time is this Silly Zhu? Is this Silly Zhu related to shit?"
"The most aggressive one was Deputy Director Li. I heard that not only did he push the three of them in, he also jumped in."
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There was endless discussion.
The discussion was lively.
That scene was comparable to watching a movie or a drama.
Zou He also stood aside and watched the show quietly.
In this era when there is no entertainment, this can be regarded as a kind of pastime.
Under the gaze of countless people, the four of them began to go back to their homes, each looking for their mother and changing their clothes.
As soon as Deputy Director Li returned to where he lived, someone recognized him.
"Oh my God, Deputy Director Li, what did you do? You're covered in shit? You won't fall into the manure pit, right?"
Someone asked, and the neighbors looked over.
Deputy Director Li had a dark face, like a rat crossing the street. He quickened his pace and entered the house dejectedly.
When the second uncle came home, the second aunt was also shocked.
"Look at it, look at it, I'm just going to tell you that your health is not good. If you don't exercise even though I asked you to exercise, will you fall into the cesspool now?" The second aunt yelled, with a look of resentment on her face.
"What are you talking about? Did I fall in by myself? I was pushed in." The second uncle puffed up his belly in Liu Haizhong.
"If you are in good health, you won't be easily pushed in. If you don't believe me, look at Wakko. You want to push him in, but you can't push him in. The main reason is that Wakko has a strong body and is simply a great guy." The second aunt said.
He closed his mouth and nose and started talking.
"..." The second uncle Liu Haizhong was a little speechless: "Hezi Hezi, why do you always mention Hezi? Why didn't you notice that you paid so much attention to Hezi before? What's your situation?"
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There is no one at home, so I change my clothes and wash them myself when I get home.
Silly Zhu also came back alone. After doing it for a long time, after changing his clothes, Silly Zhu wiped his head with a towel hundreds of times, but it was still dry.
Having fallen into manure pits several times, Silly Zhu has rich experience and is able to deal with the aftermath with ease.
"It's impossible to treat it completely clean and not smelly. Let's just leave it like this. It will be fine in a few days."
With that said, Silly Zhu took his smelly clothes and walked to the middle courtyard.
"Ahem! Ahem!" Silly Zhu cleared his throat.
As soon as he heard this voice, Qin Huairu's eyes immediately lit up and he flew out.
"Zhuzi, you are back."
Qin Huairu rushed over and looked at Sha Zhu's hands.
Silly Zhu held a handful of clothes in his right hand and his left hand was empty.
"Qin Huairu, can you help me wash my clothes?" Silly Zhu said.
"..." Qin Huairu smelled the stench, and immediately covered her mouth and nose, taking a few steps back: "Go, go, it smells so bad, it's disgusting, you can wash it yourself."
"Hey! Why don't you help me wash my clothes?" Silly Zhu was unhappy.
"...You," Qin Huairu went straight to the point: "You came back empty-handed like this, why do you want me to wash it for you?"
"Didn't this happen suddenly? Just help me wash it. I can't wash these clothes." Silly Zhu said.
"What happened?" Qin Huairu then asked, "Did you fall into the manure pit again?"
"...So be it." Shazhu said.
Hearing this, Qin Huairu frowned even more tightly.
Speaking of which, Qin Huairu knew all about Silly Zhu's experience with feces.
Previously, someone poured a bucket of feces and urine directly on my head.
Later, he was stung by a wasp and jumped into the manure pit.
Today, I fell in again.
This silly pillar really has a connection with feces.
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Just as he was thinking about it, Shazhu came over with a smile: "Wash it for me, Sister Qin."
"Ugh!" Qin Huairu vomited and took a few steps back: "Stay away from me. It's so disgusting. Do you want to disgust me to death?"
"..." Silly Zhu asked with a dark look on his face: "Qin Huairu, just tell me, can you help me?"
Qin Huairu did not respond immediately, but asked the key question first: "You are only thinking about yourself, our whole family is waiting for your lunch box, and you come back empty-handed. Are you still going to the cafeteria today?"
"I'm not going. I look like this. The director of the cafeteria just counted me as taking three days' leave and said that he would let me go back after the odor on my body disappears." Silly Zhu said.
"Three days? How can that be done?" Qin Huairu said nervously: "You can go to work directly in the afternoon. You will have to deduct a lot of wages for three days. Moreover, our family of four will starve to death in three days."
"I really want to go back, but can I do it like this?" Silly Zhu said darkly.
"What's wrong? Have you changed your clothes? Go ahead." Qin Huairu said again.
"What about these clothes?" Silly Zhu raised the clothes in his hands.
"Just put it here first." Qin Huairu said.
"That's great. Sister Qin, you are really kind to me. I'm leaving."
Silly Zhu happily threw down his clothes and ran all the way to work.
Finally arrived at the cafeteria.
Silly Zhu is no longer here, so today it is naturally the turn of Bald Quan Guangguang to take charge.
By this time, the food had begun to be cooked, and Quan Guangguang was cooking.
"I'll do it!" Silly Zhu said, going to grab the spoon.
Quan Guangguang was cooking when he suddenly smelled a bad smell. He was about to speak when he saw Silly Zhu and immediately covered his mouth.
"Why are you here? Isn't the shit you're covered in disgusting enough? Go back quickly." Bald Quanguang complained.
"Who are you talking about? Are you looking for a fight?" Silly Zhu stared at him with anger on his face.
Just then, the canteen director came.
Seeing Silly Zhu, the canteen director felt as if he saw poop entering the canteen, and his eyebrows almost wrinkled.
"Silly Zhu!" the canteen director roared: "Didn't I tell you to take a holiday? Get out quickly! Get out quickly!"
"Director, am I not worried about everyone's food?" Shazhu thought of an excuse before he came and said immediately.
"Come on, just because your stink hasn't dissipated, who will eat the food you cooked? You really care about everyone, so you should go home and come back when you are clean." The director of the cafeteria said, waving his hands: "
Go, go, go!”
"I……"
"What are you? You don't accept it, right? Smell it yourself. Your smell now is like a poop. Who can stand a fresh poop in the cafeteria? If you don't want to leave, believe me or not.
Send a notice immediately and punish you?"
In the end, Silhu could only return to the courtyard in disgrace.
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"Why are you back again?" Qin Huairu.
"The director kicked me out." Silly Zhu.
"You can't just stay there? If you come back like this, what should I do? Let us drink from the northwest wind?"
"Oh no, there's nothing I can do about it. Can you blame me?"
"Humph, I don't blame you. I don't blame you, but do you blame me? Even if you don't come back, you should bring something back, right? Just come back empty-handed?"
"I wanted to take him, but the director kept watching me, so there was no chance."
"You have so many excuses. I think you are deliberately trying to embarrass me. Anyway, you promised me to bring you a lunch box today. If you can't bring it back, you just lied to me."
Qin Huairu said, turned and left.
I thought to myself that I was lucky that I didn't wash the clothes for that idiot, otherwise it would have been in vain.
Silly Zhu stood there, watching Qin Huairu twisting away angrily, feeling confused.
In this situation, it is obviously impossible for Qin Huairu to do laundry.
Finally, Silly Zhu found his sister He Yuyu and wanted He Yuyu to help wash clothes.
"Get out! I won't wash with you even to the death! Didn't you kiss Qin Huairu and ask her to help you wash?" He Yuyu said, closing the door with a bang, and the wind from the door blew on the stupid pillar.
on the face.
Silly Zhu was furious and shouted: "A sister like you still wants me to kiss you. Fortunately, I didn't kiss you!!"
Silly Zhu has become more determined in his thoughts over the years.
The next time He Yuyu asks for a lunch box, he will probably get scolded.
What Sha Zhu didn't know was that He Yuyu would never want Sha Zhu's lunch box.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Over the years, He Yuyu has asked for not a thousand times, but a hundred times. Every time Silly Zhu said, "This is for Qin Huairu, why are you joining in the fun?"
Go aside, I said I didn't bring it with you, what else do you want? "Can you be more sensible and ask for it every day, haven't you ever seen food?"... He Yuyu's heart was also rejected again and again this time.
Medium, it has already become cold.
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[Ding! Congratulations to the host! You have completed the hidden task of ‘rectifying Deputy Factory Director Li once’ and received a reward of 100 yuan in cash and 50 kilograms of beef]
Zou He was happy when he saw this prompt.
Not bad, this can actually trigger hidden tasks.
And if you make a move, you will be rewarded with 100 yuan, plus 50 kilograms of beef.
This is really a huge profit.
The system has given so much away again.
It seems that we are going to have extra food today.
So Zou He took out the beef from the system space, put it on his bicycle, and rode back.
It attracted countless attention along the way.
"Hiss! Is this beef? It's really annoying."
"My God, I haven't eaten beef in years. The last time I ate it was when I was a kid."
"Don't talk about beef, I haven't eaten pork in half a year."
"This young man is pushing a big bar carrying beef. What kind of family is this?"
"Needless to say, if you look at this young man's temperament, you can tell he is either rich or noble."
"No, I'm drooling all over the floor."
Pedestrians' eyes were wide open.
Zou He, however, looked calm and pedaled slowly.
Soon, I returned to the courtyard.
Zou He got out of the car and pushed in.
In this era when everyone still doesn't have enough to eat, eating meat has become a commonplace in Zou He's family.
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Chapter completed!