Chapter 2: Aliens

"Tang Xiaoyan, help mom pass the soy sauce." Mom said in the kitchen.

Tang Xiaoyan was giggling alone, recalling every moment he had just been in contact with Ning Keke, and even wished he could dissect it into a second-by-second scene. Until now, he had a very unreal feeling.

Ning Ke, her family background, appearance, figure, intelligence, and temperament are all a top-notch princess, and she actually went home on her own motorcycle.

"Tang Xiaoyan..." Suddenly, his mother screamed at a high decibel level in the kitchen, breaking Tang Xiaoyan's obscene memories.

"I asked you to get soy sauce, and you got me a bottle of gasoline and asked me to pour it into the dishes. Do you want to kill our whole family?" My mother rushed out of the kitchen angrily, holding up the gasoline bottle in her hand.

"Ah!" Tang Xiaoyan exclaimed. His motorcycle was out of gas, so he went to buy a liter of gasoline to take home. Before adding gas to the motorcycle, he stood in the living room in a daze, thinking that he would rather do it. His mother asked him to get soy sauce.

, he handed over the gasoline in his hand in a daze.

"Sorry, I was distracted just now." Tang Xiaoyan said, quickly getting back the gasoline to refill the motorcycle.

Her mother noticed that Tang Xiaoyan was distracted, looked at her face suspiciously and said, "Are you fascinated by some vixen in school?"

Tang Xiaoyan was startled and marveled that a woman's intuition was really terrible, but he would never admit it to his death, so he quickly said: "No, no, how could it be possible?"

Then she hurriedly carried gasoline to refuel the motorcycle, while her mother's eyes followed Tang Xiaoyan's back. Until the meal, her mother's Sherlock-like gaze still made Tang Xiaoyan feel guilty.

"Have you decided which technical school to apply for?" Dad, who was eating silently, suddenly asked.

Tang Xiaoyan had been immersed in the dreamlike reverie brought by Ning Keke, but his father's words immediately brought him back to the cold reality.

She would rather go to the most prestigious university. She has the most dazzling family background. There is really a difference between a toad and a swan.

Tang Xiaoyan shook his head vigorously. He wanted to work hard for a month and then get into a good university.

However, this is just his own idea and cannot be spoken out. His parents will find it impossible. They don't like Tang Xiaoyan talking big words.

"Let's study electromechanics." Dad said: "Now that mechas and robots have emerged, they will become the dominant force in society in the future. If you master the manufacturing technology in this area, your job will be more secure in the future..."

Tang Xiaoyan nodded obediently and did not respond directly. His ideal was actually to become a powerful and noble mecha warrior, but now it seems that it is completely impossible.

In the modern world, nuclear weapons have been completely destroyed. The Mecha Warrior, which was born thirty-five years ago, has now almost become a decisive force in the outcome of ground wars.

Today's most powerful country in the world, the Sith Federation has become the world's military hegemon precisely because it has 50,000 mecha warriors. And the Great Eastern Alliance, where Tang Xiaoyan is located, has 30,000 mecha warriors and can stand tall in the world.

Among other powerful countries.

There are only 30,000 mecha warriors in the entire Eastern Alliance, with a total of more than a dozen affiliated republics and a population of more than 10 to 2 billion. It can be seen how strict the selection of mecha warriors is. IQ, agility, strength, motor nerves, etc. are all lacking.

No.

Mecha warriors need to be proficient in electronics, neurology, and weapons science in order to better control mechas.

Mecha warriors need to have an extremely strong body. Perhaps in other words, mecha warriors are warriors first, and then they are mecha warriors.

Because even advanced mechas can hardly withstand the energy cannon and laser cannon fire. Therefore, mecha warriors are required to have extremely agile skills and be able to dodge enemy fire attacks in an instant.

When encountering enemy mecha warriors, a fierce battle is bound to occur. A fight between two mechas of the same level is equivalent to two warriors fighting naked. Because whatever actions the warriors in the mecha make, the mecha will do the same.

What moves? How to move, how to dodge? This is the most important part of the mecha warrior, combat martial arts.

In other words, whoever is more powerful in reality will be more powerful after putting on the mecha. Of course, the premise is that the mecha is of the same level and the two people have the same skills in operating the mecha.

In reality, who has more endurance, strength, and speed? After putting on the mecha, the fighting force will be stronger, the speed will be faster, and the battle durability will be stronger.

Therefore, if you want to become a mecha warrior, you must have the best IQ, physical strength, explosive power, and motor nerves. This is just a basic mecha warrior. If you want to become an advanced mecha warrior, you must rely on talent and martial arts.

Learn to understand.

In these aspects, Tang Xiaoyan was not outstanding.

"I'm full, let's go out to eat." The more Tang Xiaoyan thought about it, the more depressed he became. The more he thought about it, the more he thought that his ideal and the lover of his dreams were getting farther and farther away. He couldn't eat anymore, so he pushed his rice bowl away and went out to relax.

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Tang Xiaoyan was lying on the river embankment, looking up at the stars in the sky. After a while, the twinkling stars seemed to turn into Ning Keke's eyes, blinking one by one.

"Whoosh!" Suddenly, there was a strange sound from the horizon, like a whistling sound like a flute. Tang Xiaoyan quickly turned around and looked around, and suddenly saw a meteor falling from the sky.

Tang Xiaoyan quickly made a wish, because it would be very effective if he finished his wish before the meteor hit the ground.

"I hope I can fall in love..." Tang Xiaoyan had just finished his promise, but felt that something was wrong with him. How could he be so obsessed with sex and forget the kindness of his parents in bringing him up?

So Tang Xiaoyan quickly changed his words: "I wish my father and mother a long and healthy life."

The meteor hasn't disappeared yet. Aren't all meteors fleeting? So Tang Xiaoyan quickly lengthened his wish.

"And myself, my wife, and my children can be healthy and live a long life."

The meteor hadn't faded yet, so Tang Xiaoyan added another word: "Happiness, happiness, wealth."

The meteor hadn't disappeared yet, so Tang Xiaoyan added another sentence: "I hope I can love..."

"Boom..." Maybe God felt that Tang Xiaoyan was too greedy and wishful thinking. Not only did the meteor disappear, it also made a series of loud roars.

"Hey, the meteor seems to have fallen very close." Tang Xiaoyan suddenly felt it, and then looked up.

Oh my god, the meteor was right above my head, roaring down from the sky with scalding heat, and hit me on the head.

Tang Xiaoyan ran away quickly, and a few seconds later, the meteor hit the place where he was standing. Tang Xiaoyan ran for dozens of meters before he stopped, turned around and looked at the meteor.

It was strange that it was not a shooting star, but seemed to be a human figure. Then, Tang Xiaoyan's eyes flashed, and the thing was already in front of him, and then his body was lifted out of thin air.

Tang Xiaoyan was suddenly surprised and surprised?

"What is this? Ultraman? Alien?" Tang Xiaoyan saw clearly that it was a human-shaped machine, more than five meters tall, and looked more like a robot.

There are metal wings on the back and sharp barbs on the shoulders. It looks majestic. There is a cold luster on the surface, flashing in and out, as if it will bloom with a dazzling light at any time, and as if it will disappear out of thin air at any time.

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No, this is a mecha, an unparalleled mecha. However, this is definitely not the mecha that Tang Xiaoyan saw from magazines and the Internet.

The mechas on Earth have only just emerged a few decades ago and are in the initial stage of mechas. The mechas in front of me surpass n eras of mechas that Tang Xiaoyan knew in terms of appearance and performance.

At least, it can fly from the sky to the ground like a meteor. The mechas Tang Xiaoyan knows so far only have advanced bounce functions. Of course, there are also flying mechas, but they are basically variants of fighter jets.

It does not have the flexibility and combat capabilities of a mecha.

Suddenly, a hole opened in the mecha's belly, and a "person" walked out of it. It should be a person, but Tang Xiaoyan had never seen such a person before, nor had he seen it on TV.

Huge head, extremely strange and slender limbs, extremely ugly big eyes, green is not green, gray is not gray skin.

"Alien, alien, I saw an alien..." Tang Xiaoyan looked at the man in front of him in disbelief. He was so frightened and excited that he immediately wanted to faint, but he couldn't.

"%￥#%#&..." The alien opened his mouth and muttered something that Tang Xiaoyan didn't understand at all.

Tang Xiaoyan's eyes widened, and he stretched out his hand and said: "I'm very happy to see you, Mr. Alien, but I can't understand you..."

"&...%*(&" The alien spoke again, but Tang Xiaoyan still couldn't understand it.

After the alien changed his language more than a dozen times, he finally said something that shocked and surprised Tang Xiaoyan: "Hello, a carbonyl intelligent life form from a first-level civilized planet..."

"A carbonyl-based intelligent life form from a first-level civilization planet?" Tang Xiaoyan asked: "Is this person me?"

"That's right, lower carbonyl organisms." The alien said.

Tang Xiaoyan suddenly became angry, forgetting his fear for a moment, and said: "How do you talk? You came to the earth as a guest, and you actually said that we are inferior creatures? Aliens are amazing?"

However, he immediately realized that the aliens were really amazing and might catch him to do those brutal experiments, and he suddenly shuddered at the thought of this.

However, you can't lose face even if you lose people, and you can't lose face even if you lose your life, let alone the face of the entire earth. Tang Xiaoyan immediately asked: "We are a first-level civilization, so what level are you at? Where are you from? What is your social background?

What's your occupation? What's your ID number? Also, why do you know what we say?"
Chapter completed!