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Chapter 2: Aliens (Part 2)

"We are a fifth-level civilization, which belongs to the intermediate stage of the entire interstellar civilization. Your first-level civilization belongs to the primitive stage, with a development interval of about 40,000 years in between. I come from the Sith Empire in the Alpha Galaxy, and I am an energy mecha warrior.

So I know your language because your language, or the language of the entire civilization galaxy in the universe, is in the entire big database. As long as you are willing, you can call the data storage system in your brain at any time, and then use the sound system to transmit the universal language of the Alpha Galaxy

Speak it in your language..."

Tang Xiaoyan was immediately stunned again, because this alien at least revealed some terrifying information.

First: This alien is an energy mecha warrior, which is his dream profession.

Second: The language information of the earth, or all the information of the earth, is in the database of aliens, which means that we know nothing about them, but they know us well. In their eyes, earthlings are like a person without clothes.

Like children, or they can destroy the earth at any time if they want.

Third: There is a database in the alien's brain, which shows that the development of the brain has been relatively complete. Earthlings have only developed 34% of it, but this alien may have developed dozens of percent.

. And they also have a so-called vocal system, which means they are already half human and half machine? Could this be the future development direction of the people on earth? Tang Xiaoyan suddenly felt shuddering.

"That's right, our brains have been developed by about 55%, and most of our bodies are already made of digital materials, which is half human and half machine in your imagination. The reason why we don't come

Attack the Earth because the Earth is small and useless. For example, would you Earthlings become possessive and attack the ants and take their nests as your own just because you saw their nests?" The alien suddenly said.

said.

Tang Xiaoyan was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out. This alien could actually decipher what he was thinking. This was really terrifying.

"Human speaking is a process of energy release, and human thought is also a process of energy release. Before people speak, they are thinking in their heads and then expressing them through the vocal system. But what they think in their hearts just does not pass through the vocal system.

It's just spread out. But the energy fluctuations caused are the same..." The alien continued to interpret Tang Xiaoyan's thoughts.

"You can think of us as ants, but the earth is definitely not an ant nest. It is beautiful and great." Tang Xiaoyan suddenly said with force.

What he worships most is the sun, and what he loves most is the earth.

The alien was stunned, and then continued: "It seems that lower carbonyl organisms are not completely useless. Yes, although your planet is extremely lacking in energy and even inferior, it is indeed very beautiful and suitable for habitation.

Planet, I can even feel how doting this planet is on you living organisms. Unlike our planet, which is so harsh. This planet tries its best to make your life as comfortable as possible, tolerate your mistakes, and even sacrifice its own energy.

…”

At this point, the alien was a little confused, and then Qingming came over immediately and said: "Now let me answer your other question. Although we regard you as ants, even though the energy minerals on the earth are very low-level, we don't care at all.

But we still came. The reason is very simple, because a galaxy war is taking place in our galaxy, and the planet I live on has been destroyed and turned into a burning hell. We were chased by the alliance's mecha warriors and warships, and fled all over the universe.

The spaceship was hit, there was an error in the database, there was an error in the jump space, and I came to your galaxy. Then I hit a small satellite, and the spacecraft was destroyed. I had to find a planet with intelligent life in the nearest galaxy to land on, so I abandoned the ship and put on a mecha and came to you.

The planet..."

"Oh, so he's a refugee?" Tang Xiaoyan thought to himself, feeling a little gloating about his misfortune. Why did this human-shaped person have such an awkward attitude?

The alien obviously read Tang Xiaoyan's thoughts, but there was no reaction.

"Whether you are fleeing or traveling, no matter what your identity is? You represent your galaxy after all. Ordinarily, I must find the secretary-general of the United Planets Council to receive you. This is in line with the administrative rules of our earth, called reciprocal reception. But I

I don’t have the secretary-general’s phone number, and I don’t even have the mobile phone number of our head of state, so I can only call our mayor and ask him to receive you. I still look up his phone number on the mayor’s hotline on TV.

Arrived."

"No need." The alien suddenly smiled, and his smile made Tang Xiaoyan a little scared.

"Because, soon you will disappear from this world." Alien said coldly.

"Wow, isn't it? Don't you think of us as ants? You have to step on even the ants to death. Okay, I won't call the mayor's hotline anymore. I'll pretend I didn't see you, okay? I'm sleepwalking.

My name is Jia Junpeng, and my mother called me home for dinner..."

"I'm sorry, you are the first Earthling I have seen, and the only one so far. I cannot let the Earth's government know of my arrival, as that will bring me great danger and inconvenience, although I only

Think of you as ants, but to use an old saying on your earth, too many ants can kill an elephant. I need to slowly find energy in your earth and accumulate energy, so that my mecha can regain power to fly. I

I also need to repair my spaceship in outer space, and then drive the spacecraft to the secret colonial planet of our Sith Empire. So I may need to stay on your earth for more than ten years, or it may be decades. No earthling's identity will be very different.

It’s inconvenient, so I have to let you disappear, and then I will replace you as an Earthling for a period of time..."

"How is it possible? How is it possible?" Tang Xiaoyan suddenly shouted: "I am so handsome and you are so ugly, how could you become like me..."

Tang Xiaoyan hadn't finished speaking yet, and he stared at everything in front of him in stunned silence.

The alien has transformed? The green or gray skin begins to recede and turns into human skin. The hair grows, the eyes become smaller, the nose becomes larger, and the mouth becomes smaller...

Half a minute later, the alien completely disappeared, and standing in front of Tang Xiaoyan was a complete earthling.

"You, you still don't look like me. How can I be so unhandsome?" Tang Xiaoyan said angrily.

The alien suddenly felt helpless and said: "I changed according to your appearance, and I am 100% similar to you. What you call handsome must be the self you imagined. You just imagined yourself to be more handsome...

…”

The alien told the truth very cruelly, and Tang Xiaoyan was immediately shocked and wanted to cry. Every time he looked in the mirror, he felt a little more handsome, and over time, he felt that he was already very handsome. Now another person

Standing naked in front of me, I completely broke my long-standing self-hypnosis.

But at this time, survival is the most important thing. Tang Xiaoyan said quickly: "Look, I don't look very handsome? And my family is not very wealthy, which is not good for your future career development. I have a

My classmate is handsome and his family is rich. Why don't you become like him and then disappear from the world? His name is Linghu Shou, and his family lives at No. 867 Holland Avenue. The building is big and tall.

The beautiful blue villa is his home, I can take you there now..."

"No, you have such an ordinary face. You won't be discovered if you hide in the crowd. No one wants to take a second look. Even if you take a second look, you won't remember it. I don't like to be noticed!" Alien!

People's words were like knives, stabbing into Tang Xiaoyan's chest one after another.

"Not only have you insulted my personality, you have also insulted my dignity. I will fight with you." Tang Xiaoyan immediately bared his teeth and claws to rush over and fight the alien.

However, he forgot that he was caught in the hand of a five-meter-tall mecha and could not move, so he spat towards the alien.

The mecha pointed a finger, and the spit immediately disappeared into smoke and turned into radiant ashes and scattered. The effect was so gorgeous and romantic.

"Wow, this move is very powerful?" Tang Xiaoyan said in surprise.

"It just decomposes the water in your saliva into oxygen and hydrogen. Most of the rest is protease. The hydrogen burns and burns the protease and other impurities into ashes." The alien explained.

Tang Xiaoyan immediately shook his head and said: "Aliens are so boring."

Then, Tang Xiaoyan said: "Then what will I do if you become like me? How do you make me disappear from the world?"

"Eat it." The alien said calmly: "Although you are a low-level carbonyl creature and basically belong to junk food. But it is also energy, especially your brain contains a lot of high-energy essence. Absorbing it will be of great benefit to me.

"

"Eat it?" Tang Xiaoyan suddenly felt horrified, and his hair almost stood on end.

Then, Tang Xiaoyan did the wisest thing.

"Help, aliens are trying to eat us!" Tang Xiaoyan howled like a pig.

"Scream as hard as you can, no one can hear you, and no one can see you." The alien said: "There was such a big noise when I landed on the earth, your government and other people had already come here to surround it.

The water is blocked, and now we are surrounded by people and cars, thousands of people. But I used space folding, so they can't see us, and you can't see them."

"Wow, space can be folded. The aliens are so awesome." Tang Xiaoyan sighed and said: "Then I will accept my fate. For the sake of being eaten by you, can I mention a few

Require?"

"Well, I agree." The alien said.

"I haven't said anything yet," Tang Xiaoyan said.

"I already know. First, after all, I will live as Tang Xiaoyan in the future. My height and face are familiar to others, so it is difficult to change. But for your face, it is best to change my genitals.

Bigger, preferably like the male protagonist in the AV movie, with thick, big and powerful genitals. Second: go soak Ning Keke. Third: go beat up Linghu Shou like crazy."

"It's really boring to communicate with aliens." Tang Xiaoyan said: "One last request, can you be more civilized when eating me? Don't cut it into eight pieces, don't steam or fry me, let alone

BBQ is especially scary when it comes to seasonings, best, best, can you not eat it?"

"Don't worry, eating is just a verb. I just swallowed all the energy in your body. To be precise, I just melted your body into mine." The alien said: "It's not bloody, and it's not painful..."

"Oh, then you can eat. I promise not to beg for mercy. I can't lose the face of the people on earth. A man must be a bachelor." Tang Xiaoyan broke the jar and said.

"Bah." The mecha's hand loosened and Tang Xiaoyan fell to the ground.

Then, under Tang Xiaoyan's horrified gaze, the mecha began to fold itself, folding smaller and smaller, and then folding smaller and smaller. Finally, it folded from a big thing more than five meters high into a cube the size of a fist, a cube with a strange look on it.

Metallic shiny Rubik's cube.

This mecha is so awesome, I can’t even imagine how many generations it is ahead of Earth’s mechas.

The alien held the Rubik's Cube in his hand and said to Tang Xiaoyan, "Let's get started."

Suddenly, the alien's body suddenly turned black, a pair of huge wings grew, and a huge hole suddenly opened in the whole body. The hole was pitch black, like a demon's big mouth, ready to swallow everything up.

.

Tang Xiaoyan felt that the demon's mouth suddenly produced a huge suction force, trying to swallow him completely.

Tang Xiaoyan immediately closed his eyes: "It may be more effective to make a wish before being swallowed. I wish my father, mother, and in short my family health, longevity, happiness, joy, and prosperity. I wish you happiness and fall in love with someone."

It’s not about possession, but I hope she’ll be happy... Bah, no more hypocrisy. I wish Ning Keke will never look down on any man in her life, and she won’t be touched by other men in her single life. I wish her business will be prosperous and her novels will sell well...

…”

Suddenly, Tang Xiaoyan felt as if he had fallen into hell. He suddenly lost all intuition and was swallowed up...
Chapter completed!
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