Zhang Peng followed Yang Zhan like a younger brother, walked through most of the campus, and arrived in front of Xinqian Education Building.

"Why are there any gangsters in the CUHK? He is the bald leader?" He saw Yang Zhan knocking on the table and said to the two animals lying on lunch boxes, "Be more careful, make a room." The two animals who looked like old birds were also shaving their shiny bald heads.

The two bald heads raised their heads and said, "No, boss, you are ready to close the stalls. Why do you still have two people bring them? Is this your friend?"

"What are you doing with so much nonsense?" Yang Zhan waved his hand, but after taking the room key handed over by the two bald men, Yang Zhan was stunned, "Building 14?"

"Your friend is lucky." The two bald guys smiled and said, "This year the department has expanded its enrollment. There are not enough dormitories. There were three more people, and they agreed to squeeze into a mixed dormitory with the three extra animals from the Metallurgy Department. Unexpectedly, the Metallurgy Department specially recruited three special talents. The department head Lao Qiu had no choice but to set up a postgraduate dormitory for backup. You don't know that the Materials Department has a few new students who don't come to report for various reasons every year. If you don't come, you don't need to use that dormitory. But all the people are here this year. The one I just reported has gone first. You are the only one left."

When Yang Zhan threw the key to Zhang Peng, he couldn't help but say, "Damn!"

The eighth house of the new student who lives in the Materials Department is an old building in the 1940s and 1950s, and is older than many old trees in the school. Each room was originally full of No. 8 animals. Put a two-story wooden shelf on it, even a luggage cabinet. Apart from the desk in the middle, the per capita space for movement is less than one square. The beds on the upper and lower bunks are also very small. If you bring a MM back, the two of them will probably only be able to sleep together for one night. One stretch of more than one meter eight

The legs and smelly feet are pressed against the forehead of another bed. It is said that the forehead is easily infected with the feet, causing dandruff like snowflakes on New Year's Eve. The most miserable thing is that the entire dormitory building is filled with double-layer wooden floors. Not to mention it when you walk up, there are still mice coming out to find food at night. One night the rats yell on the floor and the rats yell on the ceiling above your head, making it easy for you to feel that you are sleeping in the rat's nest instead of sleeping in the antique dormitory building of key universities.

The fourteenth house is different. The dormitory with the back number is built, the later it is built. The fourteenth house is a dormitory built in recent years. If the eighth house is an XX Hotel, the fourteenth house can be considered a five-star suite. Not only does one dormitory only have two people, the air-conditioning and TV network is complete, but also has a living room and bathroom. The most important thing is that there is electricity for 24 hours.

You should know that in order to get electricity 24 hours a day, even Yang Zhan, who was in the material department, hired a professional electrical appliance expert at the cost of three packs of Furong Kings, and secretly connected a wire from the street lights in the dormitory corridor to return to the dormitory. After the lights are turned off, he had to cover the windows with a bed sheet and quilt cover, making it look like he was having a relationship between a man and a woman.

Zhang Peng didn't expect that he would encounter such a good thing without saying anything after a fight. It's really a blessing. "I'll give you this thing." Just as Zhang Peng was sighing, Yang Zhan had already brought Zhang Peng to the place. He didn't go into the house, but just threw a bag of things he was carrying to him.

Zhang Peng just felt that he was getting heavy, "What?"

"Some reference books must be used in class. If you use them, it will be useless. If you spend money, it will not be worth it. After reading them, you will throw them to the lower graders next time." Yang Zhan took out a cigarette and lit it, then waved to Zhang Peng and said goodbye. "My name is Yang Zhan. If you don't know anything in the future, you can find me. Don't buy any items you sell in the door these days. A radio is 80 and you think it's cheap. The school's commercial street sells twenty. Those who sell CDs say they are A-chip CDs. When you open them, they will see that they are AUTOCAD, and it's not the latest version."

"Thank you."

"That's how old students bring new students."

Yang Zhan's tall and tough figure quickly sank into the light gray night sky, and the shiny bald head seemed to be wrapped in smoke.

"This guy is good." Zhang Peng was full of affection for this bald man. Half an hour ago, Yang Zhan took Zhang Peng to apply for the Golden Dragon Card for dinner. However, when he took Zhang Peng to dinner, Yang Zhan brushed his own card. Even if he gave him a book, he kept helping him to mention it to the door before giving it to him.

From this time on, Zhang Peng felt that this bald man was already his friend.

***

"My name is Wu Yingda."

When entering the dormitory, Zhang Peng was also a little eager for another lucky animal in the dormitory. You should know that the number of people in a dormitory in the university has been living in one for four years. Especially in the dormitory building of the 14th house, only two people live in a dormitory. If you encounter a super boring person, it would be really depressing after four years. Now this animal named Wu Yingda looks quite disappointing. Pushing glasses on the upper bunk, the gentle man with glasses looks like a well-behaved and pedantic baby.

And when Zhang Peng saw Wu Yingda fiddling with a radio, Zhang Peng thought of Yang Zhan’s words, he couldn’t help asking, “What did you just buy this radio? How much does it cost?”

"Yes, I just bought it, it's very cheap, and I'm still eighty."

When Zhang Peng heard his answer, he couldn't help but wonder if this guy hadn't even been on pornographic websites. At this time, Zhang Peng hadn't realized that he had taken a look away. Seeing a laptop thrown on the table on the side, he asked, "If you bring a laptop, don't you play with it, and fiddling with a radio."

After pushing his glasses, Wu Yingda said, NND, this dormitory looks so awesome, let alone the Internet, and even the cable TV is not enabled. After asking the dormitory manager downstairs, he realized that all these need to be registered with a student ID to open. The only thing that was connected was the dormitory phone number. I just bought a radio to play with it.

Zhang Peng lay on the bed and said that there was something fun about a bird and a radio. Wu Yingda said, call the hotline to play.

"Damn!" After hearing Wu Yingda say this, Zhang Peng thought Wu Yingda was the kind of perverted boy who liked to call the midnight hotline and comfort her emotions. "Dududu~" But after the phone was called, Zhang Peng found that Wu Yingda was calling the hotline on the radio.

At this time, Wu Yingda's radio was playing a variety show with a heart-loving voice. The host said with emotion that he received a letter from an enthusiastic reader. The enthusiastic reader said that he fell in love with a girl, but was embarrassed to speak, so he wanted everyone to help me think of a poem about hidden heads. By the way, his girlfriend's name is Gao Lan.

With a "heat", the host answered Wu Yingda's phone call, "I didn't expect that enthusiastic audiences would call in so soon."

Zhang Peng looked at Wu Yingda, and Wu Yingda asked seriously, "Is the kind of words with the beginning or end connected into one sentence called hidden poems?"

The host said yes. Wu Yingda said, let me give it a try.

"It seems that there are still many talented people among the audience."

"Where is it? His MM is called Gao Lan, right?" Wu Yingda said, my hidden poem is like this:

“I’m a trash,

Love to go to the red light district.

Have done it for more than a dozen times,

It's bad little**."

"Host, how do you look at this poem?"

"…." The host said after a while, "please ask our director to cut us to the next enthusiastic audience."

"Damn!" Zhang Peng suddenly became sweating. He hung up Wu Yingda with the eyes of looking at the animals, "Is this OK?"

"Why can't it work?" Wu Yingda said proudly, "It's fun."

Zhang Penghe said in admiration: "It's fun."

Wu Yingda said: "Actually, this is nothing. It's fun to make the host scold her."

Zhang Peng said: "Can you make the host scold me?"

"What's the hard way?"

"Damn it, let's blow it."

Wu Yingda looked at Zhang Peng with disdain and said, "Why don't you make a bet? Whoever loses will be responsible for the boiling water for a week?"

"Go to bet." After hearing Wu Yingda say this, Zhang Peng realized that everything is good in the 14th house. Even if there is no boiled water, you have to go to the boiled water room next to the canteen to get it.

Wu Yingda quickly called another station's hotline, which was a legal program this time. However, at this time, he was selling a brand of shampoo at the advertising time.

The host on the radio said: "Hello, listener, you are calling the free hotline now. May I ask, are you also a user of XX brand shampoo?"

Wu Yingda said, "Yes, I have forked recently."

The host said: "It doesn't matter, as long as you insist on using XX shampoo, you will break it."

"I have forked little **. Will it be useful to insist on using it?"

The host was silent for a long time before saying, "Then you cut off one and apply some iodine." After that, the host said, "You can hang up the phone, this listener, and the next is our legal program of 'Everyone'."

Wu Yingda said, "Ah, it's just right, I have a problem and need to react."

"Hello everyone, it's the 'Everyone' show now." The host said, "What are you going to respond to, this listener?"

Wu Yingda said, "Someone encouraged me to harm myself and encouraged me to cut off my little **."

The host was silent for a while, "Then have you cut it off now?"

"No."

Host: "The person who instigated has not yet formed a criminal fact. When you cut it off, we can catch him. Is there any problem?"

"there is none left."

"Since there is no problem, then the next listener."

"Wait a moment."

"So what's wrong?"

"I've cut the little ** off!"

“….” said the host, “I’ll fuck your mother!”
Chapter completed!