Zhang Peng walked on the way to the boiling water room with two hot water kettles in great depressed mood.

Turning on water every day is a physical and mental exhausting life, especially for a man in the same dormitory. Fortunately, on the way from the 14th house to the boiling water room, I will pass through the 11th house.

House 11 is a dormitory for girls from several departments, including the School of Foreign Languages, the School of Materials, and the School of Foreign Languages, and it is a place where N animals dream of turning into Spider-Man or Tian Boguang to climb in. Although the middle-aged woman guarding the dormitory door is named Master Mie Jue, N animals have used various methods in the past N years but have not successfully entered House 11, if you are lucky, you can still see some spring light from some windows without curtains when you pass by.

While passing by the 11th House and looking at each window without curtains, it became the only pleasure of Zhang Peng opening the waterway.

On that day, when Zhang Peng was tilting his head and looking at the window of 11 House in a very depressed manner, Guo Xixi was walking over from a path opposite Zhang Peng and preparing to return to his dormitory.

Guo Xixi, who was admitted to the CUHK University in Shanghai, is 1.6 meters tall. He is a girl with a delicate face and a very delicate figure. But if you think Guo Xixi is a soft and weak girl who will blush when speaking loudly, then you are wrong, the kind that is wrong very wrong. Although many times Guo Xixi looks soft and weak when he calms down.

At first, when Guo Xixi and Ai Jing were carrying their bags together, they just arrived at 11th House 307, the elder sisters in the room thought she was the kind of very delicate girl, just like her name.

But just like Zhang Peng discovers that Wu Yingda is not an honest person at all, the women in the room can see Guo Xixi's essence after only two days.

On the first night, Guo Xixi told the girls all night about ghost stories, which made them tremble while covering the quilt in the hot weather. But that wasn't enough. Guo Xixi secretly took out the door, washed the boss's hands with cold water in the water room for a while, and then ran to his room to touch everyone's body. The girls in 307 screamed in surprise, making the other dormitories think that there was an amazing pervert in their dormitories, and something very beastly happened to them.

It was not until later that a group of elder sisters learned that Guo Xixi's mother was a flight attendant on China Eastern Airlines and the old man was a forensic doctor. Basically, when he was young, he would take Guo Xixi with him. Every night he would tell stories to Guo Xixi, either telling corpses or telling ghost stories. Guo Xixi grew up in this environment, and it would be strange if he was not strong.

And what happened the second day after the official school started, the elder sisters in Guo Xixi's dormitory admired her. Before taking the Introduction to Chinese Literature that day, Guo Xixi's dormitory received advice from the women in the higher level, making it better to wear more soil, and be like a fool in the world. Of course, there were so many girls in Guo Xixi's dormitory that they thought it was strange and asked why. As a result, the women in the higher level said that the mentor Li of the Introduction to Chinese Literature looked very gentle, but in fact he was a very vulgar strange uncle. He was so lustful that he liked to peek at girls' breasts and so on.

The women in Guo Xixi, the women in the dormitory were sweating profusely, but Guo Xixi patted her chest and said that if he dared to be so naughty, I wouldn’t punish him to death. The women in the dormitory all said, Xixi, don’t show off, let him take advantage of the situation and eat tofu.

As a result, Guo Xixi dressed up so charmingly and went to that class.

The vulgar teacher Li was of course shocked when he saw the gentle, graceful and extremely charming Shanghai girl. As he rubbed, he rubbed against Guo Xixi. "Do you know Luobin King?" While tapping Guo Xixi with his fingers, he took the opportunity to ask questions to see if he could see something that made him feel excited. Guo Xixi certainly knew which Luobin King was, but when he saw the lustful look of mentor Li, Guo Xixi deliberately said, is he the handsome guy in Class 3?

When he heard Guo Xixi say this, Teacher Li said proudly, "No, Luo Binwang is one of the four heroes of the early Tang Dynasty, and he can become a poem at the age of seven. The most widely circulated poem is the poem "Ode to the Goose".

Guo said in detail, Oh, it turned out to be the song "Geese, goose, song with its neck, song towards the sky. White hair floats in green water, red palms lift clear waves." Ah.

Teacher Xiao Li said excitedly that this student seemed to be very talented in poetry. If he was interested, we could study it after class. After that, Teacher Xiao Li asked Guo Xixi again, what problems can you see from this poem?

Teacher Xiao Li originally wanted to use this to show his talent and impress Guo Xixi, a literary girl. He expected that Guo Xixi, who didn't even know who Luo Binwang was, would definitely not say anything, but what people didn't expect was that Guo Xixi smiled charmingly and said that from this poem, it can be seen that Luo Binwang was very dissatisfied with the surrounding environment.

"How can I tell?" When Guo Xixi said this, Teacher Li was a little surprised. Because Luo Binwang was indeed a rebel.

Guo Xixi said that it is obvious that the word "geese" consists of two parts: "I" and "bird", and the word "bird" means swearing in ancient times and today. For example, when I say that you are "bird man" is to scold you, and the ancient "bird" roughly means "fuck".

So the whole poem means "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I raise my head and scold the sky! Who is polluted by this water? It's all green hair. I just took a bath for a while and fell off a pool of white feathers. This will make the goose live!"

As soon as Guo Xixi explained the poem, he laughed all over the classroom after a few seconds. Guo Xixi was not finished yet. She said seriously that Luo Binwang used this poem to express his dissatisfaction with the surrounding environment. It was as if now, people with birds and dirty minds can be mixed in the middle school.

After the face of mentor Xiao Li turned pale and green three times, he said three good words. In the future, mentor Xiao Li would not dare to go to the beautiful girl to ask questions if Guo Xixi was there in the future.

What Guo Xixi also admired the many women in the 11th corridor was that her interstellar fight was very good. Like Yang Zhan, Guo Xixi was recruited by the department team shortly after entering the school and became the main force of the interstellar war team. Many famous animals in various departments of the school were killed by Guo Xixi using her best gods.

The reason why Guo Xixi was extremely depressed today was because she had just experienced an interstellar game. The other party was a few people from the Chemical Engineering Department and usually stayed in the computer room of the Chemical Engineering Department. Originally, Guo Xixi looked down on them at all. When she went there with Yang Zhan and her gang, Guo Xixi wanted those who were busy with Hunter and LT all day to know how the interstellar game played. But the result was so terrible. If it weren't for her ladylike image, Guo Xixi would have to pull her hair after the game.
Chapter completed!